[USML Announce] Winick's Winter Musings--Dispatch #1

[Brad Jansen]

>From the mind of Jeffrey Winick, as transcribed by Brad Jansen...

   "Hello, dear friends and fans alike. I'm sure all of you wonder just how
I find time to prepare for my annual trip to the AZ Fall League, where I get
to run with the big boys and draft my fantasy baseball team in NOV for
Chrissakes.  How's *that *for an early draft, Mr Nuke Kerber?  Well, don't
worry your pointy little heads, lads, because I'm locked and loaded as
always. More troubling is the anguish I feel each and every time I pore over
my USML roster and gaze upon all my potential retainees...so much talent,
but so little roster space...my heart says Zobrist, but my head says Fruto
and don't even ask what my other functioning part says about Joe Crede. How
I do wish he'd fix that darn back of his. And I'm just so jealous of how
those blasted Rips are faring down in the Dominican...Kendry Morales,
Nelson Cruz...they break my heart they're so good...well, it's time to pack
and you know how long that can take...where *are  *my mesh tees anyway?
Well, ta ta for now but there will be plenty of news from swinging
Scottsdale, my boys, so don't spam me out, I'll be back!"
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