[USML Announce] Javy Vanquished

[Brad Jansen]

Which reminds me of my favorite movie scene involving gasoline and lighted
matches: *Zoolander*, with Zoolander's male model buddies dancing around the
jeep to the strains of *Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go*, sparying each other
with gas station hoses.  A classic.

On 12/3/08, springkerb at aol.com <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>
> Gee, you're right, Brad.  Compared to Javy, you have to conclude that those
> other guys are worth about a buck apiece for any team willing to gamble on
> whether they'll be catching lightning in a bottle or throwing gas on the
> fire.  (Doesn't "Boof" sound just like the sound you get when you touch a
> match to a pool of gasoline?  Kinda reminds me of the "Lighter" brothers.)
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed, 3 Dec 2008 9:22 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] Javy Vanquished
>
>  What a loss to the Sox and the USML....all he did was pitch when they
> asked him, too, then get told he has no heart....Lillibridge better earn a
> MI spot next year...does this mean the Sox swoop in for CC....?
>
> and Rich E. Rich, I know you think Vazquez was a cog in your wheel of
> misfortune as your team slammed the brakes on its quest for first place, but
> look at all those Ks he amasses....and you lose your one off-season trading
> chit...with the likes of this flamethrower out of the AL, one can only
> imagine how his departure bolsters the value of guys like Boof Bonser, Phil
> Hughes and Clay Buchholz....my lines are open for you, Rich, today and today
> only.....
> Brad "I Am A U.S. Citizen" Jansen
>
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