[USML Announce] Trade Me Jason Kipnis

[rickgam at comcast.net]

   Outstanding!  I assume this will be available on your upcoming box set. 

RG 



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From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> 
To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net> 
Sent: Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:51:56 AM 
Subject: [USML Announce] Trade Me Jason Kipnis 


with apologies to the BTO..... 
  
I wake up every morning 
To my Rotoworld warning 
I see that my team is still shitty 
There's the Red Hots up above 
Jeffrey shows me no more love 
Is there a player anyone could just give me 
  
My roster's just a crime 
I can't even beat Klein Nine 
Don't even know which guys I should play 
But there's that nice young Jewish boy 
And even though I'm just a goy 
For him I'd trade my whole team away 
  
Will you trade me Jason Kipnis -- right now- today? 
Trade me Jason Kipnis--I will pay! 
Trade me Jason Kipnis-he's all mine! 
Trade me Jason Kipnis--and don't tell Andy Klein! 
  
Work out! 
  
I'd be hopin' and wishin' 
Just to hear that Winick bitchin' 
If I could make a deal for that fellow 
He's as good as Alomar 
Though he doesn't spit as far 
The thought just makes my knees turn to jello 
  
The guys would see me havin' fun 
Even with that Adam Dunn 
Tell them that I just made a trade 
It's only Klein I must avoid 
But Jeff would be so damn annoyed 
Cos I'd just trade my whole team away 
  
Will you trade me Jason Kipnis  [refrain] 
   
  
  
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