[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

[Jeffrey Winick]

Heck (I've learned from Rahm that you shouldn't curse), since Rich can't identify his own roster, I hereby claim it.

Rich, seriously....take a closer look at your team. You're going to like what you see.

Final rosters are due this Sunday, right?

The King


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On Mar 4, 2011, at 6:30 AM, "Andrew Klein" <anrklein at gmail.com<mailto:anrklein at gmail.com>> wrote:

Can I have Buddha's roster instead of mine?

-Andy

On 3/3/11 8:10 PM, <mailto:springkerb at aol.com> springkerb at aol.com<mailto:springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
When I saw Milton Bradley, I thought it was mine.  How did I let him go?



-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Robbins <<mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net>RERobbins at iTinker.net<mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net>>
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Sent: Thu, Mar 3, 2011 5:41 pm
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update


Hell -- he could have said it way my roster and I would have believed him.

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Subject: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you are) are
so out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference between
a Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention roster, I feel
it incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
assistance.  Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key updates
regarding players who are (or at least should
be) under consideration for retention.

Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact on the
player's performance in 2011.  Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to Oy Vey


1.  Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start.
Potential Impact - Nada
2.  Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting rotation well
underway.  Potential Impcat - Mucho 3.  Koji Uehara gets cortisone shot -
ouch! although Uehara proclaims it no big deal.  Potential Impact - Oy Vey
4.  Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as long as a
month.  Potential Impact - Mucho

Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine.  Hey, at least he'll be out of
his misery early this year.

More to follow.

The King
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