[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

[Andrew Klein]

Can I have Buddha's roster instead of mine?

-Andy

On 3/3/11 8:10 PM, springkerb at aol.com wrote:
> When I saw Milton Bradley, I thought it was mine.  How did I let him go?
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
> To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Thu, Mar 3, 2011 5:41 pm
> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update
>
> Hell -- he could have said it way my roster and I would have believed him.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From:announce-bounces at usml.net  <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net>  [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net  <mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net?>] On Behalf
> Of Jeffrey Winick
> Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2011 4:29 PM
> To:announce at usml.net  <mailto:announce at usml.net>
> Subject: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update
>
> After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you are) are
> so out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference between
> a Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention roster, I feel
> it incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
> assistance.  Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key updates
> regarding players who are (or at least should
> be) under consideration for retention.
>
> Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact on the
> player's performance in 2011.  Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to Oy Vey
>
>
> 1.  Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start.
> Potential Impact - Nada
> 2.  Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting rotation well
> underway.  Potential Impcat - Mucho 3.  Koji Uehara gets cortisone shot -
> ouch! although Uehara proclaims it no big deal.  Potential Impact - Oy Vey
> 4.  Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as long as a
> month.  Potential Impact - Mucho
>
> Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine.  Hey, at least he'll be out of
> his misery early this year.
>
> More to follow.
>
> The King
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