[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

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When I saw Milton Bradley, I thought it was mine.  How did I let him go?





-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
To: 'USML Announcements' <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Thu, Mar 3, 2011 5:41 pm
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update


Hell -- he could have said it way my roster and I would have believed him.
-----Original Message-----
rom: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
f Jeffrey Winick
ent: Thursday, March 03, 2011 4:29 PM
o: announce at usml.net
ubject: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update
After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you are) are
o out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference between
 Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention roster, I feel
t incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
ssistance.  Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key updates
egarding players who are (or at least should
e) under consideration for retention.
Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact on the
layer's performance in 2011.  Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to Oy Vey

.  Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start.  
otential Impact - Nada
.  Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting rotation well
nderway.  Potential Impcat - Mucho 3.  Koji Uehara gets cortisone shot -
uch! although Uehara proclaims it no big deal.  Potential Impact - Oy Vey
.  Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as long as a
onth.  Potential Impact - Mucho
Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine.  Hey, at least he'll be out of
is misery early this year.
More to follow.
The King
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