[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

[Jim Barrett]

And I don't try to memorize other team rosters during the off season  
and certainly not before freeze day.

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On Mar 3, 2011, at 6:41 PM, "Richard Robbins" <RERobbins at iTinker.net>  
wrote:

> Hell -- he could have said it way my roster and I would have  
> believed him.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net]  
> On Behalf
> Of Jeffrey Winick
> Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2011 4:29 PM
> To: announce at usml.net
> Subject: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update
>
> After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you  
> are) are
> so out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference  
> between
> a Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention  
> roster, I feel
> it incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
> assistance.  Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key  
> updates
> regarding players who are (or at least should
> be) under consideration for retention.
>
> Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact  
> on the
> player's performance in 2011.  Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to  
> Oy Vey
>
>
> 1.  Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start.
> Potential Impact - Nada
> 2.  Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting  
> rotation well
> underway.  Potential Impcat - Mucho 3.  Koji Uehara gets cortisone  
> shot -
> ouch! although Uehara proclaims it no big deal.  Potential Impact -  
> Oy Vey
> 4.  Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as  
> long as a
> month.  Potential Impact - Mucho
>
> Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine.  Hey, at least he'll  
> be out of
> his misery early this year.
>
> More to follow.
>
> The King
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