[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

[Richard Robbins]

Hell -- he could have said it way my roster and I would have believed him.

-----Original Message-----
From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
Of Jeffrey Winick
Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2011 4:29 PM
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: [USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you are) are
so out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference between
a Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention roster, I feel
it incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
assistance.  Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key updates
regarding players who are (or at least should
be) under consideration for retention.

Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact on the
player's performance in 2011.  Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to Oy Vey


1.  Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start.  
Potential Impact - Nada
2.  Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting rotation well
underway.  Potential Impcat - Mucho 3.  Koji Uehara gets cortisone shot -
ouch! although Uehara proclaims it no big deal.  Potential Impact - Oy Vey
4.  Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as long as a
month.  Potential Impact - Mucho

Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine.  Hey, at least he'll be out of
his misery early this year.

More to follow.

The King
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