[USML Announce] Today's Spring Training Update

[Brad Jansen]

Feliz gives me yet another starter I don't need....what's with these
major league teams anyway??


On Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 4:28 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
> After noting that two of our league members (and you know who you are) are
> so out of touch with USML 2011 that you couldn't tell the difference between
> a Riptorn retention roster and a now-defunct Buddha retention roster, I feel
> it incumbent upon me as the reigning champion to provide a little
> assistance. ?Therefore, as a public service I will be offering key updates
> regarding players who are (or at least should be) under consideration for
> retention.
>
> Information will be evaluated on the basis of its potential impact on the
> player's performance in 2011. ?Impact ranges from Nada to Mucho to Oy Vey
>
>
> 1. ?Brian Matusz has wart removed - will miss his next start. ?Potential
> Impact - Nada
> 2. ?Rangers' Neftali Feliz makes start - audition for starting rotation well
> underway. ?Potential Impcat - Mucho
> 3. ?Koji Uehara gets cortisone shot - ouch! although Uehara proclaims it no
> big deal. ?Potential Impact - Oy Vey
> 4. ?Adrian Beltre won't miss Opening Day - but he will be out as long as a
> month. ?Potential Impact - Mucho
>
> Bottom line - a tough day for the Klein Nine. ?Hey, at least he'll be out of
> his misery early this year.
>
> More to follow.
>
> The King
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