[USML Announce] Rips Will Not Be Out Dunn For Long

[Brad Jansen]

ITEM:
TORONTO -- After striking out four times to increase his American
League-leading total to 65, Adam
Dunn<http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/adam-dunn-PESPT000010025.topic>will
drop to seventh in the Chicago
White Sox<http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/chicago-white-sox-ORSPT000167.topic>'s
batting order Friday night.
LOSER: Klein 9's stubborn refusal to concede defeat and trade Adrian
Gonzalez to Riptorns for cheap keeper demonstrates lack of foresight as K-9
CAREEN OFF THE TRACK.

WINNER: Whichever team offers a slugger to the always reasonable Riptorns
and helps the Rips FULFILL THEIR DESTINY.
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