[USML Announce] USML: The Week That Was

[Richard Robbins]

McCourt-like scandal?

On Tue, Jun 5, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

> *FLAMING BRATS: *Commandeered top spot and won't let go as offense perks
> up with addition of Berry. This team has tasted success and it's* BUN
> APETIT FOR THE BRATS! *
> **
> *NUKES: *Inspired trade for Salty created good karma that continues
> to surround this team--but will dump deals be hampered *BY A SOLER
> ECLIPSE? *
> **
> *BERLINERS: *Failure to close deal with Red Hots for Verlander leaves
> owner boiling. Next shoe that drops is Youk's trade to the Dodgers *AS
> TEAM'S STUMBLES CONTINUE*.
>
> *HOOSIER DADDIES: *Phoenix-like resurgence inspires all except fretful
> Winick as team awaits return of DL'd players for *SECOND-HALF SURGE.*
> **
> *LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Sputtering offense may not enable team to hold
> off mediocrities like the Klein Nine as it's time *TO REEL 'EM IN.*
> **
> *ANGRY YOUNG MEN: *Offense pummeling opposition, but look at that
> pitching and ask whether to *LEAVE IT TO BEAVEN.*
> **
> *KLEIN NINE: *Draft day steal Encarnacion leads offense in charge against
> Berliners, a team desperate for closers but still insists *DON'T BRING ME
> DOWNS.*
>
> *MIGHTY RED HOTS: *McCourt-like scandal threatens to place team in league
> trusteeship, where Winick will try to maneuver votes to approve trade of
> Verlander to Berliners--*THANKS, BUT NO DANKS!*
> **
> *BLOCK'S BOMBERS: *Inspired FAAB pick of Avery and two Hollands on staff
> are team's few bright spots while team fields offers from Berliners, who
> know *IT's UP TO CHOO*.
>
> *RIPTORNS: *A team that already boasts the league's premier players in
> OF, 3B and SS now heralds Matusz as a new ace as this squad is *READY TO
> EXPLODE*.
>
> *AFV: *Clock ticking on efforts to trade Fuentes before Ryan Cook assumes
> closer role for A's so it's *TIME TO CALL WINICK!*
>
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