[USML Announce] USML: The Week That Was

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From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
Behalf Of Richard Robbins
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:03 PM
To: USML Announcements
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] USML: The Week That Was

 

McCourt-like scandal?

On Tue, Jun 5, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:

FLAMING BRATS: Commandeered top spot and won't let go as offense perks
up with addition of Berry. This team has tasted success and it's BUN
APETIT FOR THE BRATS! 

 

NUKES: Inspired trade for Salty created good karma that continues to
surround this team--but will dump deals be hampered BY A SOLER ECLIPSE? 

 

BERLINERS: Failure to close deal with Red Hots for Verlander leaves
owner boiling. Next shoe that drops is Youk's trade to the Dodgers AS
TEAM'S STUMBLES CONTINUE.

 

HOOSIER DADDIES: Phoenix-like resurgence inspires all except fretful
Winick as team awaits return of DL'd players for SECOND-HALF SURGE.

 

LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: Sputtering offense may not enable team to hold
off mediocrities like the Klein Nine as it's time TO REEL 'EM IN.

 

ANGRY YOUNG MEN: Offense pummeling opposition, but look at that pitching
and ask whether to LEAVE IT TO BEAVEN.

 

KLEIN NINE: Draft day steal Encarnacion leads offense in charge against
Berliners, a team desperate for closers but still insists DON'T BRING ME
DOWNS.

 

MIGHTY RED HOTS: McCourt-like scandal threatens to place team in league
trusteeship, where Winick will try to maneuver votes to approve trade of
Verlander to Berliners--THANKS, BUT NO DANKS!

 

BLOCK'S BOMBERS: Inspired FAAB pick of Avery and two Hollands on staff
are team's few bright spots while team fields offers from Berliners, who
know IT's UP TO CHOO.

 

RIPTORNS: A team that already boasts the league's premier players in OF,
3B and SS now heralds Matusz as a new ace as this squad is READY TO
EXPLODE. 

 

AFV: Clock ticking on efforts to trade Fuentes before Ryan Cook assumes
closer role for A's so it's TIME TO CALL WINICK!


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