[USML Announce] USML Week In Review

[rickgam at comcast.net]

Greetings; 
As the musical death themes keep rolling in from Brad, let us pray that Steve Miller or Falco aren't next to kick off. 
Rick 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com> 
To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net> 
Sent: Monday, May 21, 2012 11:14:10 AM 
Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review 


BERLINERS : Total points are decreasing, still no closer, but another week passes and this team is STAYIN' ALIVE . 

FLAMING BRATS: A sizzling week catapults team into 2nd place -- and still no meaningful contributions from Pujols. Brats, YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN' . 

NUKES: Huge week sends team's point totals skyrocketing. Kerbs, when you decide to trade for steals, you know you can RUN TO ME. 

LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: Team plummets due to poor offense, too little Ellsbury and TOO MUCH HEAVEN. 

MIGHTY RED HOTS: Another week in fifth. Aging owner prefers complacency as he remains HORIZONTAL. 

ANGRY YOUNG MEN: Edges up to 6th place, but with little talent to trade team faces several LONELY DAYS. 

HOOSIER DADDIES: Team holding its own at the 7 spot. Injuries continue to test owner whose STILL WATERS RUN DEEP. 

BLOCK's BOMBERS: Another week, another drop in the standings. Trade chatter nothing more than JIVE TALKIN' . 

KLEIN NINE: Each day owner checks Rasmus's numbers and asks himself HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? 

RIPTORNS: Baseball's most exciting player toils on one of the USML's worst teams: nothing short of a TRAGEDY. 

ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: When it comes to Cano inquiries, all Adams needs to ask is HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? 
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