[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Red Hots Skating On Thin Ice

[Brad Jansen]

*Mighty Red Hots  *Still in first but not for long as team keeps *PLAYING
LIKE A PYLON. *
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*Berliners  *Until doubles count in this league, Machado holds little trade
value as team prepares to *TAKE IT BETWEEN THE PIPES.*
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*Bombers  *Rise of Riptorns and fall of Cobb, Lester, Tepesch, Ogando,
Strailey leave this team *A LITTLE CHIPPY. **
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*Riptorns  *Team suddenly relevant as hosers like K-9 wonder who gets Sano,
Singleton or Soria  as this *TEAM IS READY FOR A GONGSHOW.*
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*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Made some noise with Pedroia deal but trade did
nothing but make team *LOOK LIKE A PUCK BUNNY.*
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*Angry Young Men  *Team skated around dump deal decisions, now wonders *WHO
ELSE TO DANGLE?*
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*Flaming Brats  *News does not get better with Sanchez down as team
has the*MAKINGS OF A ONE-TIMER.
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*Klein Nine  *Team still trying to move big contracts but how long can it
continue to *ACT LIKE A CHERRY PICKER?*
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*Hoosier Daddies  *Hot models and hotter Hosmer give owner A *WELCOME
WOODY. *
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*Nukes  *Deals done, owner can only kick back and wonder if there is *ANYTHING
LEFT FOR* A* WRAP AROUND*.

*AFV*  Fresh off season's biggest  deal to date, team will be ready next
year *TO LIGHT THE LAMP. *
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