[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Red Hots Skating On Thin Ice

[Jeffrey Winick]

Brad Lee,


Lots of developments on the injury front and yet no updates.  What's up?


For example:


David Price is still not ready to begin his rehab assignment because of arm soreness.
Kevin Youkilis is on the DL and early word is that it could be an extended stay.
Asdrubal Cabrera looks to be no more than 10 days away from returning to the lineup.
Brandon Morrow looked terribly if his first rehab outing.
Jose Reyes is playing in Class A and could be back by the end of June.
Nick Swisher is having shoulder troubles and got a cortisone shot yesterday to help ease the pain.
Jason Bay's hamstring "knotted up" on him.
Joaquim Soria is scheduled to start a rehab assignment on Thursday but still isn't expected back before the end of July.
Alex Rodriguez taking batting practice and running the bases at 75%.
Chris Perez scheduled to activated on Friday.
Mark Teixeira likely headed back to the disabled list.


Come on, man.  Get it together.  There are some who actually rely on your drivel for something more than an alternative to the jolt they get from their morning coffee.


Jeff 



-----Original Message-----
From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Sent: Tue, Jun 18, 2013 10:30 am
Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Red Hots Skating On Thin Ice


Mighty Red Hots  Still in first but not for long as team keeps PLAYING LIKE A PYLON. 


Berliners  Until doubles count in this league, Machado holds little trade value as team prepares to TAKE IT BETWEEN THE PIPES.


Bombers  Rise of Riptorns and fall of Cobb, Lester, Tepesch, Ogando, Strailey leave this team A LITTLE CHIPPY. 



Riptorns  Team suddenly relevant as hosers like K-9 wonder who gets Sano, Singleton or Soria  as this TEAM IS READY FOR A GONGSHOW.


Lake Michigan Calamari  Made some noise with Pedroia deal but trade did nothing but make team LOOK LIKE A PUCK BUNNY.


Angry Young Men  Team skated around dump deal decisions, now wonders WHO ELSE TO DANGLE?


Flaming Brats  News does not get better with Sanchez down as team has the MAKINGS OF A ONE-TIMER.


Klein Nine  Team still trying to move big contracts but how long can it continue to ACT LIKE A CHERRY PICKER?


Hoosier Daddies  Hot models and hotter Hosmer give owner A WELCOME WOODY. 


Nukes  Deals done, owner can only kick back and wonder if there is ANYTHING LEFT FOR A WRAP AROUND. 


AFV  Fresh off season's biggest  deal to date, team will be ready next year TO LIGHT THE LAMP. 

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