[USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?

Tue Apr 1 09:06:33 EDT 2014

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<div>-------- Original message --------</div><div>From: springkerb at aol.com </div><div>Date:04/01/2014  8:35 AM  (GMT-05:00) </div><div>To: announce at usml.net </div><div>Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules? </div><div>
</div>That was an attempt at an April Fool's joke.

Mark

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, Apr 1, 2014 6:41 am
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?

That's Josh Johnson on the DL, not Jim Johnson.  Though the way Jim pitched last night, I might be better off if he was disabled!

-Andy

On 4/1/14, 7:27 AM, springkerb at aol.com wrote:
Well, JJ's on the DL now, so you won't have to worry about it.  He can hang out with Janssen and Reyes.

Mark

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Tue, Apr 1, 2014 6:23 am
Subject: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?

Mark,

While you were on the high seas, the league passed the following amendment to its constitution:

"If a player hits two home runs in a game during at a time when the Onroto.com site is in 'pre-draft mode,'                 those home runs shall be disregarded for purposes of statistical counting."

Nice game for DeAza, but sorry.  I think it was Kerber                 who proposed the rule.

-Andy

PS: F**ck Jim Johnson and the horse he rode in on.  No wonder everyone else was gobbling up A's middle relievers during the auction!!

On 4/1/14, 6:44 AM, Mark Blocker wrote:
John; I believe all roster corrections have been addressed as of late last night, including the one you emailed me about.  I am just waiting for Onroto to add five players to the database, and then we will be up and running.

  -- Mark

On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 5:31 AM, JOHN FRUIT <jtfruit at msn.com> wrote:
Mark B, any progress with this?  Jeff W.,  if you are handling league finances please confirm this year's fee and your mailing address.   Thx,   JF

From: jtfruit at msn.com
To: announce at usml.net
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 18:30:46 -0500
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] roster adjustment...

Mark;  it appears the                                     wrong Erasmo Ramirez is listed on Brats roster.  It should be the                                     Seattle starter and not some FA by the same name.

Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 08:29:15 -0400
From: anrklein at gmail.com
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Grady!

Or Grant "Dead Arm" Balfour ...

On March 28, 2014 at                                           9:57:43 PM EDT, springkerb at aol.com                                           wrote:
Don't you dare leave out Alfonso Soriano.

-----Original Message-----
From: JOHN FRUIT <jtfruit at msn.com>
To: announce <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Fri, Mar 28, 2014 5:30 pm
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Grady!

I guess it is our duty as grizzled veterans to remind you Skippy that Grady's last productive season was in 2008. But, hey it's okay for hope to spring eternal before the first pitch is thrown. Hell, Professor Klein is equally excited about Delmon Young, Jason Kubel, Brian Roberts and a host of other broken down has-beens.

Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 14:03:52 -0400
From: dadams17 at gmail.com
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: [USML Announce] Grady!

http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/10688235/boston-red-sox-tab-grady-sizemore-start-center-field

Grady sizemore officially named the opening day center-fielder. He will, of course, be injured by week 2, but for now I own a former MVP-candidate starting CF on a strong offense for the bargain price of $3.

Curses be damned.

--
Dennis F. Adams III
(732) 513-8661
dadams17 at gmail.com

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