[USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?

Tue Apr 1 10:44:48 EDT 2014

I'll tell you what's NOT an April Fool's joke.... the Skippies sitting atop
the leaderboard after day 1.  Guess everyone else is just playing catch up
at this point.   Kidding about that last point obviously, but it is nice to
see my name no longer at the bottom of the board, if even for a day.
 Thanks, Grady and Sal!

On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 9:06 AM, Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> :)
>
>
> Sent from my T-Mobile 4G LTE Device
>
>
> -------- Original message --------
> From: springkerb at aol.com
> Date:04/01/2014 8:35 AM (GMT-05:00)
> To: announce at usml.net
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?
>
> That was an attempt at an April Fool's joke.
>
>  Mark
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, Apr 1, 2014 6:41 am
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?
>
>  That's Josh Johnson on the DL, not Jim Johnson.  Though the way Jim
> pitched last night, I might be better off if he was disabled!
>
> -Andy
>
> On 4/1/14, 7:27 AM, springkerb at aol.com wrote:
>
> Well, JJ's on the DL now, so you won't have to worry about it.  He can
> hang out with Janssen and Reyes.
>
>  Mark
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com> <anrklein at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net> <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, Apr 1, 2014 6:23 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] Two Home Runs & Rules?
>
>  Mark,
>
> While you were on the high seas, the league passed the following amendment
> to its constitution:
>
> "If a player hits two home runs in a game during at a time when the
> Onroto.com site is in 'pre-draft mode,' those home runs shall be
> disregarded for purposes of statistical counting."
>
> Nice game for DeAza, but sorry.  I think it was Kerber who proposed the
> rule.
>
> -Andy
>
>
> PS: F**ck Jim Johnson and the horse he rode in on.  No wonder everyone
> else was gobbling up A's middle relievers during the auction!!
>
>
>
> On 4/1/14, 6:44 AM, Mark Blocker wrote:
>
> John;  I believe all roster corrections have been addressed as of late
> last night, including the one you emailed me about.  I am just waiting for
> Onroto to add five players to the database, and then we will be up and
> running.
>
>    -- Mark
>
>
> On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 5:31 AM, JOHN FRUIT <jtfruit at msn.com> wrote:
>
>>  Mark B, any progress with this?  Jeff W.,  if you are handling league
>> finances please confirm this year's fee and your mailing address.   Thx,
>> JF
>>
>>  ------------------------------
>> From: jtfruit at msn.com
>> To: announce at usml.net
>> Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 18:30:46 -0500
>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] roster adjustment...
>>
>>
>> Mark;  it appears the wrong Erasmo Ramirez is listed on Brats roster.  It
>> should be the Seattle starter and not some FA by the same name.
>>
>>  ------------------------------
>> Date: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 08:29:15 -0400
>> From: anrklein at gmail.com
>> To: announce at usml.net
>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Grady!
>>
>> Or Grant "Dead Arm" Balfour ...
>>
>>  On March 28, 2014 at 9:57:43 PM EDT, springkerb at aol.com wrote:
>>
>> Don't you dare leave out Alfonso Soriano.
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: JOHN FRUIT <jtfruit at msn.com>
>> To: announce <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Fri, Mar 28, 2014 5:30 pm
>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Grady!
>>
>>  I guess it is our duty as grizzled veterans to remind you Skippy that
>> Grady's last productive season was in 2008.  But, hey it's okay for hope to
>> spring eternal before the first pitch is thrown.  Hell, Professor Klein is
>> equally excited about Delmon Young, Jason Kubel, Brian Roberts and a host
>> of other broken down has-beens.
>>
>>  ------------------------------
>> Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 14:03:52 -0400
>> From: dadams17 at gmail.com
>> To: announce at usml.net
>> Subject: [USML Announce] Grady!
>>
>>
>> http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story/_/id/10688235/boston-red-sox-tab-grady-sizemore-start-center-field
>>
>>  Grady sizemore officially named the opening day center-fielder.  He
>> will, of course, be injured by week 2, but for now I own a former
>> MVP-candidate starting CF on a strong offense for the bargain price of $3.
>>
>>  Curses be damned.
>>
>>  --
>> Dennis F. Adams III
>> (732) 513-8661
>> dadams17 at gmail.com
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