[USML Announce] More Draft Day Steals....

[Brad Jansen]

Real Steals:
  AYM: Cain at $6--former Brew Crew prospect finally gives KC fans
something to smile about. Cheap and electrifying source of SBs.
  Berliners: Super Nova at $2...Yankees will score runs so who cares
about possibly poor peripherals....Rzepczynski at $3 quite inspiring;
don't forget he was hurt when he sucked--right?
  Bombers: Miguel Carbrera at $6?? Oh, wait, that's Melky. Never mind.
Coke and Sympathy at $2 could be pretty cool--it is a big yard in
Detroit, after all, and he did pitch for the Yankees so you know he's
good.
  Brats: Bradley at $2.  Worth it just for the news he generates.
Careful with that coffee table!
  Daddies: Archer--he's a buck, so what the f@*k?
  K-9: Burnett at $3, Dice K at $3--come on, roll them bones--this
just means K-9 will be calling me to peddle Francouer, DeJesus and
Ellis for pitching....
  LMC: Lawrie at $5, Carter at $3--maybe next year, maybe not, but
nice prices for those nuggets
  MRH: Gordon at $5--provides MI numbers in corner outfield-what's not to like??
  Nukes: Kubel at $15--good insurance for Thome; but seriously, folks,
Gonzalez at $3 and Gregg at $9 could pay nice dividends in save opps
(now, Farnsworth at $12--that's a gamble...)
  Rips: Viciedo at $1--will man the corner OF as soon as Quentin's gone